In the time I've delved into the whole `J-culture' scene, I've come to notice several things that really fucking piss me off. Be it the whole retarded anime scene, J-drama, hentai movie/game scene, among others, there are always several retards I like to refer to as `Japanotards'. Unfortunately, the proliferation of Naruto has spawned countless numbers of these mindless idiots.
These retards happen to piss people off all the time in several ways. Firstly, they just cannot SHUT THE FUCK UP about Japanese shows/culture/girls/assdildos. If it's Japanese, they have to spread the word to all and sundry, regardless of how irrelevant it is to the conversation at hand. It's fucking irritating when I'm trying to have an intelligent conversation and some dumb fuck chips in with some random piece of information about something Japanese.
Here's a tip: YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE.
And you never will be. Stop lowering the average IQ of the world population and go kill yourself, no one will miss your random comments about Japanese shit. If I wanted to know more I'd go online and learn about Japanese used-panty vending machines, you retard.
What kind of retarded thinking spawns this behaviour? Easily answered. Anything remotely Japanese is the `in' thing, and by trying to pass themselves off as knowledgeable about this crap they're trying to prove that they're not losers for watching that shit. Now, of course you could just be mature enough, watch your anime/drama/hentai, play your hentai games or collect your weird fluids from high school girls, and just shut up about it. Nobody's asking for your opinion until we're actually on the topic.
The second thing that pisses me off about these retards is, as the title says, RANDOM JAPANESE PHRASES. I'm having a perfectly good conversation in English, and suddenly the fucktard responds with: "BAKA". So exactly why are you calling me an idiot in Japanese? Why aren't you calling me `Bodoh' or using some other language like Chinese? Because they think using random Japanese phrases and words are cool, and will therefore prove their superiority. OH MY GOD, IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE 5-WORD JAPANESE VOCABULARY!
Anyone who knows even the most basic Japanese would refrain from such an immature act. Why? Because they know that such an insult is ridiculous. The Japanotard would never use such a lame comeback as `baka' against anyone who knows more Japanese than they do. It would be like someone coming up to me saying `idiot' over and over again because that's the only thing he or she knows how to say. Oh by the way, I speak English and you're a cocksucking motherfucker, and the only way you could do the gene pool any good is by cutting off your maggot-ridden, gangrenous testicles. I fucking hate retards.
Several other popular Japanese phrases uttered by retards:
Ittekimasu/Itterashai/Itadakimasu/Tadaima/Okaerinasai/Gochisousama - HEY RETARD, IF YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE STOP PRETENDING TO BE ONE.
Sayonara - Yeah, goodbye and I hope I never see you again you goddamn fucktard.
Basically anyone who speaks Japanese pretending that they know more than what they gleaned off from whatever gay shit they watched pretty much knows nothing. The ones who actually do know something say nothing until the time is right. Like they say, an empty vessel makes the most noise.
You're only succeeding in insulting the Japanese and irritating the rest of us. For the future of humanity and for future generations of smarter people - PLEASE KILL YOURSELF.
I fucking hate Japanotards.
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