I like meeting new people. It's a necessary evil of being part of society. Unfortunately there are several dumb fucks who just fuck it up for everyone else. Once again, Japanotards never fail to disappoint in bringing out the desire to remove them from the gene pool. Being unable to suppress their obsession with Japanese stuff, they have to insert a few random phrases here and there just to display their retardation despite the fact that no one fucking cares.
A few choice phrases:
Ohayo/Konnichiwa/Konbanwa - Why the fuck are you speaking to me in Japanese when we can communicate just fine in English?
Minna - Nope, no one cares about you. Stop trying to get attention with random Japanese phrases.
Yoroshiku - Not pleased to meet you at all, you fucking Japanotard.
Ja ne/Sayonara/Mata - Good, get the fuck away from me and play with your plastic tentacular dildos, retard.
Why do they insist on using these little phrases that most people can't understand? Because they feel that they need to advertise their preference for all things Japanese in the hopes that someone will think that it's vaguely `cool'.
Guess what: Everyone thinks you're a loser.
Why use random Japanese phrases, despite the distinct possibility that no one would understand them? Are you so inept and insecure in your use of the English language that you have to resort to something so pathetic to cover up your inadequecies?
I encourage anyone and everyone who has met a Japanotard and felt even a mild irritation to castrate them on the spot, preferably with a blunt instrument. Don't worry, you'll be doing society a favour.
I fucking hate Japanotards.
- DJnerate
Saturday, October 29, 2005
Thursday, October 06, 2005
Another Pseudo-Japanese Movie, Yet Another Japanotard Magnet
We've been inundated with the sheer amount of pseudo-Japanese movies these days, movies which supposedly showcase Japanese culture, yet produced by the West and containing various cultural inaccuracies that, despite the protestations of experts, are ignored time and time again so that it would fit the picture of perfect Japanese culture as seen through the sakura-coloured glasses of the raving Japanotard.
Not surprisingly, these movies have become blockbusters due to the efforts of Japanotards and the ignorant public who lap them up, thereby creating a skewed view of the culture itself. Some time back it was The Last Samurai, soon it will be the upcoming Memoirs of a Geisha. Japanotards have raved about TLS, maybe they will too about Memoirs. And then start spewing information about the distorted culture they've seen only from movies.
This ignoring the fact that The Last Samurai showed an overly simplified view of history, written by a team comprised of non-Japanese, and implied the superiority of the samurai culture over Western culture. The fact that the main character learns how to fight with TWO swords in a span of something like six months (despite some people struggling to master the sword their entire lives), while getting over his alcoholism and having the woman of the man he killed fall in love with him. And the best part: Seeking to punish his former commander for slaughtering innocent Native Americans. Wait, wasn't his commander just doing his duty and following orders? You mean, like that thing in the code of Bushido called Chuugi - what does it mean again - oh yeah, fucking LOYALTY. Sounds like yet more nonsensical drivel for the average retarded Japanophile. Doesn't help that the last surviving samurai just happened to be the Westerner, who probably goes on to fuck that Japanese woman silly and repopulate the village or whatever.
Memoirs of a Geisha? Based on a critically acclaimed book? Directed by Steven Spielberg?
Not to forget, denounced by the very geisha who provided the author with all her first-hand information, only to be distorted to fit the worldview of fucking Japanotards. And starring in the movie: 3 non-Japanese as the main geisha characters. Talk of Oscars for these Asian women abound - even while the movie is still in post-production. Yet more manifestations of the Japanotard phenomenon. Sometimes you have to wonder whether their mothers dropped them on their heads and fed them crack.
What makes this worse is the fact that Japanotards will use these movies as an excuse to show off their supposed `knowledge' of Japanese culture. After The Last Samurai, shit like `that's a katana he's holding' and `that's a wakizashi at his belt...' became commonplace. Wonderful stuff, considering that their only source of information was Google. Oo, I'm so impressed by you knowing the name of such wonderfully mystical Japanese stuff. Now tell me why you aren't also talking about the American-made gatling guns which kicked their asses.
This problem will only proliferate even more during the next release of a pseudo-Japanese movie. With Memoirs of a Geisha coming later this year, be prepared for more retarded comments by idiots who've suddenly become experts in Japanese culture by watching something vaguely related to Japan. Expect them to start spewing shit about geisha culture from the Discovery Channel or Google. What can you do to actually shut them up? Details follow.
DJnerate's Tips on How to Silence A Japanotard During A Cinema Screening of A Pseudo-Japanese Movie
1. Learn how to speak Japanese to a reasonably fluent level (at least ILR Level 3). A few rapid-fire, demeaning and insulting sentences in the language of the culture that Japanotards worship will shut them up. Most of them won't understand you anyway since most Japanotards never bother to actually learn the language, but they'll still be silenced from the shock.
2. Learn about every nook and cranny of the issue presented in the movie that you're watching. Pre-cinema preparation is extremely important for this. Once you know the cultural issues presented in the movie (e.g. the geisha culture for Memoirs), research everything you can, from academic, historic, psychological, medical, anatomical, behavioural and anecdotal sources. The moment the Japanotard makes a false comment, pounce on it and give him a lecture about everything you know. Japanotards are afraid of people who know more about Japanese culture than they do - USE THIS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE!
3. Practice how to use a few important phrases in the most effective way possible, such as "Googlewhore", "Japanophile" or even "Goddamn motherfucking obsessed-with-Japanese-culture retard". Use your imagination. Even a simple sentence like "Nobody likes you, fuck off" will suffice.
4. Bring a few burly friends with you. Turn around simultaneously and stare at the Japanotard witheringly when he makes a comment. Don't stop until he is visibly afraid.
5. Fling popcorn at him whenever he starts talking crap.
6. Physically remove him from the cinema. Most Japanotards are weak losers whose only knowledge of martial arts comes from dressing up as ninja and saying bullshit like `Kage Buttfuck no Jutsu' while fondling their own prostates.
7. Punch him in the nuts. This always shuts anyone up. Don't worry about causing permanent damage, they'll never have a chance to procreate anyway.
8. Bring a machete and aim for the jugular.
This concludes the public service message from the DJnerate.
I fucking hate Japanotards.
- The DJnerate
Not surprisingly, these movies have become blockbusters due to the efforts of Japanotards and the ignorant public who lap them up, thereby creating a skewed view of the culture itself. Some time back it was The Last Samurai, soon it will be the upcoming Memoirs of a Geisha. Japanotards have raved about TLS, maybe they will too about Memoirs. And then start spewing information about the distorted culture they've seen only from movies.
This ignoring the fact that The Last Samurai showed an overly simplified view of history, written by a team comprised of non-Japanese, and implied the superiority of the samurai culture over Western culture. The fact that the main character learns how to fight with TWO swords in a span of something like six months (despite some people struggling to master the sword their entire lives), while getting over his alcoholism and having the woman of the man he killed fall in love with him. And the best part: Seeking to punish his former commander for slaughtering innocent Native Americans. Wait, wasn't his commander just doing his duty and following orders? You mean, like that thing in the code of Bushido called Chuugi - what does it mean again - oh yeah, fucking LOYALTY. Sounds like yet more nonsensical drivel for the average retarded Japanophile. Doesn't help that the last surviving samurai just happened to be the Westerner, who probably goes on to fuck that Japanese woman silly and repopulate the village or whatever.
Memoirs of a Geisha? Based on a critically acclaimed book? Directed by Steven Spielberg?
Not to forget, denounced by the very geisha who provided the author with all her first-hand information, only to be distorted to fit the worldview of fucking Japanotards. And starring in the movie: 3 non-Japanese as the main geisha characters. Talk of Oscars for these Asian women abound - even while the movie is still in post-production. Yet more manifestations of the Japanotard phenomenon. Sometimes you have to wonder whether their mothers dropped them on their heads and fed them crack.
What makes this worse is the fact that Japanotards will use these movies as an excuse to show off their supposed `knowledge' of Japanese culture. After The Last Samurai, shit like `that's a katana he's holding' and `that's a wakizashi at his belt...' became commonplace. Wonderful stuff, considering that their only source of information was Google. Oo, I'm so impressed by you knowing the name of such wonderfully mystical Japanese stuff. Now tell me why you aren't also talking about the American-made gatling guns which kicked their asses.
This problem will only proliferate even more during the next release of a pseudo-Japanese movie. With Memoirs of a Geisha coming later this year, be prepared for more retarded comments by idiots who've suddenly become experts in Japanese culture by watching something vaguely related to Japan. Expect them to start spewing shit about geisha culture from the Discovery Channel or Google. What can you do to actually shut them up? Details follow.
DJnerate's Tips on How to Silence A Japanotard During A Cinema Screening of A Pseudo-Japanese Movie
1. Learn how to speak Japanese to a reasonably fluent level (at least ILR Level 3). A few rapid-fire, demeaning and insulting sentences in the language of the culture that Japanotards worship will shut them up. Most of them won't understand you anyway since most Japanotards never bother to actually learn the language, but they'll still be silenced from the shock.
2. Learn about every nook and cranny of the issue presented in the movie that you're watching. Pre-cinema preparation is extremely important for this. Once you know the cultural issues presented in the movie (e.g. the geisha culture for Memoirs), research everything you can, from academic, historic, psychological, medical, anatomical, behavioural and anecdotal sources. The moment the Japanotard makes a false comment, pounce on it and give him a lecture about everything you know. Japanotards are afraid of people who know more about Japanese culture than they do - USE THIS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE!
3. Practice how to use a few important phrases in the most effective way possible, such as "Googlewhore", "Japanophile" or even "Goddamn motherfucking obsessed-with-Japanese-culture retard". Use your imagination. Even a simple sentence like "Nobody likes you, fuck off" will suffice.
4. Bring a few burly friends with you. Turn around simultaneously and stare at the Japanotard witheringly when he makes a comment. Don't stop until he is visibly afraid.
5. Fling popcorn at him whenever he starts talking crap.
6. Physically remove him from the cinema. Most Japanotards are weak losers whose only knowledge of martial arts comes from dressing up as ninja and saying bullshit like `Kage Buttfuck no Jutsu' while fondling their own prostates.
7. Punch him in the nuts. This always shuts anyone up. Don't worry about causing permanent damage, they'll never have a chance to procreate anyway.
8. Bring a machete and aim for the jugular.
This concludes the public service message from the DJnerate.
I fucking hate Japanotards.
- The DJnerate
Monday, May 30, 2005
Random Japanese Phrases? Oops, You're A Fucktard.
In the time I've delved into the whole `J-culture' scene, I've come to notice several things that really fucking piss me off. Be it the whole retarded anime scene, J-drama, hentai movie/game scene, among others, there are always several retards I like to refer to as `Japanotards'. Unfortunately, the proliferation of Naruto has spawned countless numbers of these mindless idiots.
These retards happen to piss people off all the time in several ways. Firstly, they just cannot SHUT THE FUCK UP about Japanese shows/culture/girls/assdildos. If it's Japanese, they have to spread the word to all and sundry, regardless of how irrelevant it is to the conversation at hand. It's fucking irritating when I'm trying to have an intelligent conversation and some dumb fuck chips in with some random piece of information about something Japanese.
Here's a tip: YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE.
And you never will be. Stop lowering the average IQ of the world population and go kill yourself, no one will miss your random comments about Japanese shit. If I wanted to know more I'd go online and learn about Japanese used-panty vending machines, you retard.
What kind of retarded thinking spawns this behaviour? Easily answered. Anything remotely Japanese is the `in' thing, and by trying to pass themselves off as knowledgeable about this crap they're trying to prove that they're not losers for watching that shit. Now, of course you could just be mature enough, watch your anime/drama/hentai, play your hentai games or collect your weird fluids from high school girls, and just shut up about it. Nobody's asking for your opinion until we're actually on the topic.
The second thing that pisses me off about these retards is, as the title says, RANDOM JAPANESE PHRASES. I'm having a perfectly good conversation in English, and suddenly the fucktard responds with: "BAKA". So exactly why are you calling me an idiot in Japanese? Why aren't you calling me `Bodoh' or using some other language like Chinese? Because they think using random Japanese phrases and words are cool, and will therefore prove their superiority. OH MY GOD, IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE 5-WORD JAPANESE VOCABULARY!
Anyone who knows even the most basic Japanese would refrain from such an immature act. Why? Because they know that such an insult is ridiculous. The Japanotard would never use such a lame comeback as `baka' against anyone who knows more Japanese than they do. It would be like someone coming up to me saying `idiot' over and over again because that's the only thing he or she knows how to say. Oh by the way, I speak English and you're a cocksucking motherfucker, and the only way you could do the gene pool any good is by cutting off your maggot-ridden, gangrenous testicles. I fucking hate retards.
Several other popular Japanese phrases uttered by retards:
Ittekimasu/Itterashai/Itadakimasu/Tadaima/Okaerinasai/Gochisousama - HEY RETARD, IF YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE STOP PRETENDING TO BE ONE.
Sayonara - Yeah, goodbye and I hope I never see you again you goddamn fucktard.
Basically anyone who speaks Japanese pretending that they know more than what they gleaned off from whatever gay shit they watched pretty much knows nothing. The ones who actually do know something say nothing until the time is right. Like they say, an empty vessel makes the most noise.
You're only succeeding in insulting the Japanese and irritating the rest of us. For the future of humanity and for future generations of smarter people - PLEASE KILL YOURSELF.
I fucking hate Japanotards.
These retards happen to piss people off all the time in several ways. Firstly, they just cannot SHUT THE FUCK UP about Japanese shows/culture/girls/assdildos. If it's Japanese, they have to spread the word to all and sundry, regardless of how irrelevant it is to the conversation at hand. It's fucking irritating when I'm trying to have an intelligent conversation and some dumb fuck chips in with some random piece of information about something Japanese.
Here's a tip: YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE.
And you never will be. Stop lowering the average IQ of the world population and go kill yourself, no one will miss your random comments about Japanese shit. If I wanted to know more I'd go online and learn about Japanese used-panty vending machines, you retard.
What kind of retarded thinking spawns this behaviour? Easily answered. Anything remotely Japanese is the `in' thing, and by trying to pass themselves off as knowledgeable about this crap they're trying to prove that they're not losers for watching that shit. Now, of course you could just be mature enough, watch your anime/drama/hentai, play your hentai games or collect your weird fluids from high school girls, and just shut up about it. Nobody's asking for your opinion until we're actually on the topic.
The second thing that pisses me off about these retards is, as the title says, RANDOM JAPANESE PHRASES. I'm having a perfectly good conversation in English, and suddenly the fucktard responds with: "BAKA". So exactly why are you calling me an idiot in Japanese? Why aren't you calling me `Bodoh' or using some other language like Chinese? Because they think using random Japanese phrases and words are cool, and will therefore prove their superiority. OH MY GOD, IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE 5-WORD JAPANESE VOCABULARY!
Anyone who knows even the most basic Japanese would refrain from such an immature act. Why? Because they know that such an insult is ridiculous. The Japanotard would never use such a lame comeback as `baka' against anyone who knows more Japanese than they do. It would be like someone coming up to me saying `idiot' over and over again because that's the only thing he or she knows how to say. Oh by the way, I speak English and you're a cocksucking motherfucker, and the only way you could do the gene pool any good is by cutting off your maggot-ridden, gangrenous testicles. I fucking hate retards.
Several other popular Japanese phrases uttered by retards:
Ittekimasu/Itterashai/Itadakimasu/Tadaima/Okaerinasai/Gochisousama - HEY RETARD, IF YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE STOP PRETENDING TO BE ONE.
Sayonara - Yeah, goodbye and I hope I never see you again you goddamn fucktard.
Basically anyone who speaks Japanese pretending that they know more than what they gleaned off from whatever gay shit they watched pretty much knows nothing. The ones who actually do know something say nothing until the time is right. Like they say, an empty vessel makes the most noise.
You're only succeeding in insulting the Japanese and irritating the rest of us. For the future of humanity and for future generations of smarter people - PLEASE KILL YOURSELF.
I fucking hate Japanotards.
Sunday, May 22, 2005
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